The more fannish of you may have already heard about livelongnmarry, a fandom-focused charity auction with all proceeds going (via direct donation) to marriage-equality charities. It's good, dorky fun for a good cause, and there's a massive selection of offerings, ranging from fanstuff and signed books to baked goods and BPAL oils. If you're interested in marriage equality and have some money burning a hole in your pocket, you should check it out.
While the auction itself is cool and all, that's not the real reason I'm posting about it. The real reason is this: I have a writing offer up. Fanfic or original fic, 1000 words and up, winner's choice within reason.
I'm telling you this, of course, because I figure my friendslist has a greater vested interest in making me write something than LJ as a whole, so... if you've ever had some brilliant (or "brilliant") idea you've wanted me to write, go over there and bid! Currently I am worth a tax-deductible $15 -- a veritable steal, I say! Go! Bid! Help someone out! Make me write the first stupid thing that comes into your head! I know you can!